December 2011
Watchcrush-my-heart:
niallsboner:
REBLOG AND PASS THIS SHIT ALONG
why me and jess are DIRECTIONATORS!!!
I just wanted to let people know when people say...
Harry Styles has a dig bick. Reblog this if you...
lovinmyhippo:
itsadirectionersthing:
MOTHER OF GOD! YOU GURLS… YOU… YOU JUST GOT ME…
hahahahha omg
onlyneedadream:
megustalacaca:
tryingtofind:
...
1D jokes
Harry: Why did the man sleep under the car? So he can wake up oily in the morning!
Louis: Oh, it's funny because oily sounds like early. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Niall: Snampire.
Louis: It is in fact not a Snampire...it is frostbite.
Liam: What do you get if you cross a pig with a centipede? Bacon with legs. What is the best thing about deadly snakes? They've got poisionality.
Niall: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Harry: Cliff.
Louis: We said don't say it if you know the answer!
Niall: What is a baby swan called?
Louis: A slizzleswan.
Harry: Little swan.
Zayn: Why did the donut seller retire? He was sick of the hole business. What do you get if you eat all of the Christmas decorations?
Harry: Tinselitis!
Zayn: ..WHY. WHY.
Louis: Harry is by far the most scroogiest, grinchiest bum hole.
Zayn: What is the most common element on earth.
Liam: GERBILS.
Harry: What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder.
Remember the days when One Direction didnt have an...
sexynolo:
the-amazing-harry-styles:
daddydirecti0n:
jerica—loves-you:
So you had to satisfy yourself with their “forever young” single? Those were the days !
Reblog if you’re a directioner who survived this hardship!
Yes! When I first found out about them, “Forever Young” and all of their x factor performances!
this.
ahhahah i can only just reblog without lying
Meeting people who like One Direction.
stylesslags:
on the internet:
random person: “I love One Direction!!”
you:
then you’re like I THINK I JUST MADE A NEW BEST FRIEND!
at school
random bitch: “I love One Direction!!”
you:
then you’re like:”SPOONS, CARROTS,PUSSY, TURTLES, NO JIMMY PROTESTED, NAME ALL OF THEIR X FACTOR SONGS,WHEN ARE THEIR BIRTHDAYS?”
Cuando vaya a UK
ushouldloveme:
letmeloveyou1d:
Voy a agarrar todas las revistas de One Direction
El CD
Los libros
Las camisas
las tazas
Me compraré el cubrecama
Y por ultimo
Me los llevare a ellos, claro
Mis propositos de año nuevo:
jessyibiebershawtyjb:
1-Conocer a mi idolo.
2-Cumplir mi dieta
3-Casarme con mi idolo
4-Hacer amigos
5-Violarme a mi idolo
6-Pasar menos tiempo en la computadora
7-Juntar dinero para los conciertos de mis idolos
8-Ayudarle a mi mama en los quiaseres de la casa
9-Dejar de ser forever alone y conseguirme un novio
10-cumplir mi unico proposito REAL e IMPORTANTE: CONOCER A...
Tengo la manía, de que en todas las películas me...
immerseinthelove:
