February 2012
I always wonder where people find my Tumblr.
karyotype:
I wonder why they clicked onto my page specifically.
I wonder what makes them click the ”Follow” button.
I wonder who actually keeps up with my Tumblr.
I wonder who actually enjoys my Tumblr.
I wonder if I’m anyone’s Tumblr crush.
You can come confess if you want……
reblogging again because Im still curious
very valid :|
wink wink ;D
En ese momento incómodo cuando el elenco de iCarly...
silvanaabeadlesawesome:
It’s Niall Bitch! ;D
Tomen esto iCarly!
En el momento en que queres matar a la idiota de Carly :3
''Reenvía esta cadena,una niña no lo hizo y su...
likealatinbelieber:
likeabelieberserranista:
nooneisaluckyasus:
myheartbeatsformyidols:
maraca gracias por aruinarme el día ¬¬
QUÉ NOTA MÁS ESTÚPIDA PERO ME HACE SENTIR UNA COSA QUE TENGO QUE REBLOGUEAR, PORQUÉ CONCHA LO LEÍ.
La puta madre que ahora tengo que reblogear¬¬
aweonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ¬¬
La puta madreeeeeeeeeeeeeee ¬¬
la concha de la loraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
tu...
Cada vez que entro a Tumbl tengo un Ask
Na mentira :
El día que se estrene Monsters Inc 2 voy a estar...
O-sea. Esperé mucho para verla, así que ¡QUE VEENGAN LOH’ ENEMIGO’H!
Dear ICarly Script Writers,
carrot-1dx-fanfictions:
Roses are red, violets are blue.
If anyone kisses Harry, it’s gotta be Lou.
so clever
She had to learn sometime
My Best Friend: So I just heard of this band.
Me: Oh, who are they?
Her: One Direction.
Me: No way! I love them! They're one of my favorite bands!
Her: Great! Then can I ask you a question about them?
Me: Sure, what is it?
Her: Are any of them, like, gay?
Me: All of them.
Her: All of them?
Me: All of them. Every single one.
Her: But I read that Liam and Lou-
Me: All of them.
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me: Larry Stylinson.
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me: Gay.
Just want to take the time to thank all the...
onedirectionaustralia:
Thank you guys so much!! i appreciate it, if it was me i would be completely engulfed in them and forget to take photos. So thank you!
Scrolling through your dash, finding it hard to...
Evidently, Nickelodeon confirmed Harry and Carly...
kellystylesxx:
onedirectionloveandotherdrugs:
onedirection5ever:
harrys-third-nipple:
DIRECTIONERS GET SHIT DONE
ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE 1D FAMILY
Meeting One Direction (by five-perfectboys and...
Me: So I was thinking a summer wedding?
Harry: ...
Me: On the beach, ill have my hair up and you'll be wearing a tux with a bow, or maybe a tie idk whatever you like but i rather a tie because its more traditional...
Harry: ...
Me: okay so louis is your best man, and obvs the rest of the boys are the groomsmen
Harry: ...
Me: What do you think of the colour blue because i was thinking we get light blue roses and some white ones as well. and as for the guest list i mean i was thinking we invite the whole 1d fandom so they can make gifs out of the event and post it all over tumblr. also idk if you want to invite caroline but i was thinking not really.
Harry: ...
Me: so when are you popping the question?
Carly: I'm Carly!
Sam: And I'm Sam!
Carly & Sam: And this is iCar-
Zayn pops up from the bottom of the screen...
Zayn: VAS HAPPENIN'?!!!!!!!!!!
Cuando sientes que bailas bien y tratas de...
theprincessofnarnia:
MAMÁA MIRA QUÉ HIJO MÁS TALENTOSO TIENES!
Pero qué movimientos.. qué coordinación!
Soy liviana como una gacela!
Me fluye la sabrosura por la’ vena’h, shico.
No, mentira ;_; no me mueven ni con grúa
Cuando yo rompo un vaso en mi casa.
itsjustlikeparadise:
trueskyscraper:
Mamá: ¡¿Que no tienes ojos?! ¡¿Tienes manos de mantequilla o que?!
Pero cuando ella rompe un vaso: “Bueno, esto le pasa a cualquiera”
Yo: pero yo, tu, el vaso, manos de mantequilla, aaaaaaaaah!
Cuando estas hablando y nadie te presta atencion:
megarchoabieber:
Vallanse a la concha del mono
Cuando quiero ir al baño después de una película...
harrystylees:
January 2012
Are you the prankster, Louis?
Louis: I pulled Niall's trousers down at a service station and we egged a van. It was so funny.
Zayn: We've shaved a few body parts....
Louis: Which we won't go into!
Liam: My eyebrows are now coloured in - that was Louis.
Zayn: I fell asleep and Harry shaved his initials into my leg hair.
Liam: He's got hairy legs.
Louis: He woke up after the 'H' was shaved but was enjoying it, so Harry carried on.
Zayn: My legs aren't actually that hairy. The hair's just really dark.
Anonymously or not, describe me in one word in my...
maistyles:
mymusiclifestyle:
liv—:
Please ? I really want to know what you think about me :P
To clear some things up:
friedlemons:
stoppingtrafficwithlouis:
NO free one direction concert.
Niall didn’t give his number to a fan
There were around 60-100 girls outside their hotel.
The One Direction boys ARE STILL at their hotel, and they have the rest of the day off.
Bless you.
I wonder if the boys know about ANY of the jokes...
Me: zayn, what would you do if i jumped on this table
Zayn: uh
Me: harry, is there enough fuel in your pussy wagon
Harry: wait what..
Me: lol niall hows the aerobics class
Niall: ye- what..
Me: how'd the london club handle you last night, swagmasta?
Louis: heeeh..
Me: ever think of a pole dancing career liam?
Liam: o-kay?
Reblog si tu novio/marido/padre de tus hijos...
likeanibalpachano:
So there's this guy....
keepcalm-beadirectioner:
just-1d:
he’s weird…
he’s a sweetheart…
he’s cute…
he’s sexy…
he’s funny…
he’s handsome…
he’s a flirt…
he’s a sleepy head…
he’s a bit awkward…(in a cute way)
his smile is perfect…
his laugh is perfect…
his adorableness is perfect…
his cuteness is perfect…
his sexiness is perfect…
his weirdness is perfect…
his name is Zayn...
Reblog si te ries de esta manera :
marcebiebs:
o con aplausos, algo hiperventilada
y cuando quiero dejar de reir estoy como :